So I wanted to make a playlist for… well, essentially heated making out. Because I’m getting plenty of that right now.
Even when I do I don’t get to choose the music like how is that fair but whatever My problem is that I don’t want to put like… “Make Out Playlist” onto my iTunes library. In case my mom ever sees.
I know that sounds bizarre, why would my mom go on my computer? I couldn’t tell you, BUT MY DAD ASKED TO USE MY LAPTOP THE OTHER DAY AND I LET HIM AND I WAS TERRIFIED THE WHOLE TIME OKAY. I WAS CONVINCED HE WOULD SOMEHOW FIND PORN.
I DON’T EVEN HAVE PORN ON MY LAPTOP.
Regardless, I was thinking, what could I put as my playlist name? I started thinking about what the playlist was about, and then I remembered Brendon Urie’s speech from the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour, and how he segues into “Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” by describing it [or “not that dream”] as
"Hard, sweaty, monstrous, fucking… shit."
So I was like, “Welp… that’s accurate if anything.” So I was like, “Could I just title it Brendon Urie’s speech?”
Then… “Brendon Urie’s Speech.”
And that’s the story of how at 11:30 at night at a sleepover I burst out laughing over the word “bus.”
Still don’t know what I’m gonna do with the playlist name either.